For a guy that plays PERCUSSION, he seems to be disappointed to make such a big noise!
I think that his real disappointment is that there's nothing left big enough to make drumsticks out of!
Have we picked on you enough yet, PD? Personally, I think that the bow gods decided after all the wonderful stuff you posted on here that they needed to remind you that you really are a mere mortal after all. Take it as a compliment and move on to the next stave. Heck, you prolly got the next one already to floor tiller, what am I saying?!?!