I'll be wearing my loincloth this weekend along with buckskin leggings and moccasins! Yeehaw!
Reminds me of a time when a tourist stopped at a Rendezvous. I was holding forth on a subject and keepin' my audience's attention right well. I was about to make my point when the wind lifted the tail of my loincloth and this woman cried out, "You aren't wearing underwear!" I replied, "Yes I am, I'm wearing a g'string....it started as a loincloth, but it's a g-string now!" She turned purple. I had another pull on the jug and went back to tellin' my story.
Braintan that there critter, McGinnis, just remember....squirrels eat nuts.