I do love a good pipe, although I don't smoke anymore, much, myself. I can make a jiffy pipe out of a lot of things, having been a crafty teenager. My wife got my a "briar pipe" at an antique shop in Tennesse 3 years ago. I got it squirreled away in an antique Phillie tin box. It still smells like good tobacco even though it hasn't seen a fire in probably half that time. I don't like the way smoke makes my lungs feel, but I sure love the smell.
I tell my wife that she shouldn't ride me too hard about inconsequential things or when I get too old to "git around" I'll resign myself to a rockin' chair, old whiskey and a pipe. I'm not kiddin', either.