Actually, it is a little known fact that the Titanic, went down on May 5th, and it was carrying a huge load of Mayonnaise headed for Mexico. Oh, yeah, the Mexicans just loved Mayonnaise,

and they were all lined up at the docks waiting for the arrival of their shipment.

Well when they heard that the huge shipment of their favorite condiment was lost at sea, they were severely depressed,

and work slowed down everywhere, so the government decided to up the production of tequilla, and reduce the price of it and Margaritas, and the people were very happy again,

and work and production picked up so well,that they made May 5th a national holiday, called..... ...... El Sinko de Mayo......

. Sorry...... Must be my blood sugar.

Wayne