Look out folks in Tennessee...

[Parnell]

Ya'll are in for it.  My brother in law and some associates are opening a "redneck resort" that will be party down, off-road mudding track central near Sweetwater, I think.  They're doin one down here in S. Florida, also.  Grand opening expected July 4.  Looking to open it up for mayhem 8 times a year.  It won't be for the children. 
Here is what he picked up today for workin the property and to haul around scantily clad females to nearby watering holes for advertising.  Let's just say they're not planning on holding back...

[JW_Halverson]

Saying "ya'll ain't right" is an understatement. 

Saying, "I wanna go" is an understatement, too!

[mullet]

Steve, If they aren't holding back; they need to talk to my buddy Chris in Lakeland about air brushing a NICE flame job on that truck. That one looks like it was done with spray paint cans.

[Parnell]

I'll let him know, he doesn't like the flames - just wants it olive drab.  He's got some good ideas for bringing people in and designing the park.  He's operating the the heavy equipment starting this week up there.

[Bone pile]

were's the one down here?
Roger

[Parnell]

I think it's going to be somewhere just north of Immokalee off 82.

[Jimbob]

That is AWESOME!!!