The Trees of Mystery! When I was a kid, we took a car trip from LA to, we had hoped, all the way through Oregon. Everyone got sick, with me getting hit in Frisco. Then, I recoverd and the next victim was down. I recall when we were hundreds of miles from the Trees of Mystery, there were all kinds of cool signs, the dead Indian with the spear in his back, etc, and then you saw tons of bumberstickers advertising the place at least 100 miles away. The closer we got, the more I wanted to stop, but no way. Dad and mom said nada. We didnt even stop at the Redwoods at all. We made it as far as Cresent City, which I recall being all spooky and fogged in, like that Steven King story The Mist. We stayed the night, and turned around. Everyone but me ate the Chinese food, and got violently sick yet again. I was pleased. Served em right for not wanting to stop at the Trees of Mystery.
What they do / did is wire bumperstickers to the cars in the lot, you drive off not noticing, and they got all that adevertising for free. They have a giant Paul Bunyon tree and a so on. I suspect now that they dont even come close to the world famous coffee cup flipper in Gilroy, but that is a diffent story at Casa de Fruit.
Maybe I didnt miss much, but I still wish we had stopped.
Dictionary, SF is dwarfed by NY City. The two dont even compare. But have fun if you can. Go up north the the Sonoma Valley, or Napa Valley. They are both fairly close to SF, a nice drive, and if you are old enough to drink, the wine tastings are fun. Any trip is what you make of it. If you really want to travel really far north, you can see Ft. Ross.