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Offline Josh

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fishing joke
« on: March 28, 2012, 01:39:09 pm »
A guy is 86 years old and loves to fish.

He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say,"Pick me up."
He looked around and couldn't see any one. He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again,
"Pick me up." He looked in the water and there, floating on the top was a frog.
The man said, "Are you talking to me?"
The frog said, "Yes, I'm talking to you. Pick me up.Then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have
ever seen.
I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because you will have me as your bride."
The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it up carefully, and placed it in his front breast pocket.
Then the frog said, "What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride."
He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,
"Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog"   ;D  ;D
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Offline PEARL DRUMS

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Re: fishing joke
« Reply #1 on: March 28, 2012, 01:46:58 pm »
HAHAHAHAHAHA! Good stuff Josh! Im not 84, but I agree with him!
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Re: fishing joke
« Reply #2 on: March 28, 2012, 04:02:13 pm »
Now that's funny!!!

Offline Gus

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Re: fishing joke
« Reply #3 on: March 28, 2012, 05:02:56 pm »
I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because you will have me as your bride."

Yes Sir...

I dated me a few of these and nearly married one...
They're best kept as frogs.

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Offline Josh

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Re: fishing joke
« Reply #4 on: March 28, 2012, 05:11:24 pm »
I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because you will have me as your bride."

Yes Sir...

I dated me a few of these and nearly married one...
They're best kept as frogs.

-gus



LOL
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Re: fishing joke
« Reply #5 on: March 28, 2012, 06:17:54 pm »
Good joke ! '  Frank
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Re: fishing joke
« Reply #6 on: March 28, 2012, 11:09:15 pm »
lmao!!

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Re: fishing joke
« Reply #7 on: March 29, 2012, 09:53:56 pm »
i bet that frog would make good bait ;D
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Offline jimjimmysticks

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Re: fishing joke
« Reply #8 on: March 30, 2012, 04:24:39 am »
thats great love the joke i needed the good funny<thanks :D

Offline JW_Halverson

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Re: fishing joke
« Reply #9 on: March 30, 2012, 04:08:04 pm »
"Hello my darlin', hello my baby, hello my ragtime gaaaal!       *ribbet*

Anyone else remember that old Warner Brother's Cartoon?
Guns have triggers. Bicycles have wheels. Trees and bows have wooden limbs.

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Re: fishing joke
« Reply #10 on: March 30, 2012, 04:17:06 pm »
Yep I remember the toon I was thinking the bait angle the whole time I was reading.Ron
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Re: fishing joke
« Reply #11 on: March 30, 2012, 04:48:17 pm »
Don't think that taking some of my "Frogs" shark fishing didn't cross my mind...
But the Authorities woulda frowned on it...

 >:D

And there was a reason that Frog was buried and reburied in that box.

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