Yep, a Rem. 1100 auto in 20 gauge would be a fine gun for ol Dead Eye, Diego. Now what kind of chores are there to do in Texas? Shovel Road Apples,
remove mobile speed bumps from the roadway(Armadillos)
, help skin snakes, with his very own snake knife, wash and wax the truck, so it will shine through the dust and will look better on it, set up a road side lemonade stand, so the two cars a day that pass on the road, can get refreshments, catch scorpions, and tarantulas to sell to pet stores, and tourist. (the two cars a day that pass on the road) gather up knapple rock to send to me,(
) explain to terrified tourists that those dust devils are not real tornadoes, and offer them some lemonade, (see two cars a day) hit the power ball, clean the windows, oops that"s Women's work. Well I don't know of anything else to do in Texas, except to sniff for oil deposits, and pan for gold, or
throw nails out on the road, and offer to fix the flat tires, of the two cars that go by, and ask if they would like a glass of lemonade while they wait......
Well, I guess you would know of something Dead Eye, can do to earn the shotgun, other than stand out by the roadside in his Cowboy outfit, for photo ops by the tourists. (the two cars again)
Well I hope you manage to accommodate him. Oh yeah, get an extra choke in full. I have a Rem. 1100 auto in 20 gauge, and the full is needed, if he is going to hunt ducks, and doves, etc. Do you have a trap thrower? I have the synthetic stock. Wally World usually has pretty good prices on them.
Wayne