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Offline Ifrit617

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You know your a Bowyer if.....
« on: November 11, 2011, 02:51:08 pm »
I've seen threads like this on several other forums and have always enjoyed them... Thought I'd start one here.... Here's a few just to get started.  >:D >:D

You know your a bowyer if.....

1. You have made plenty of fancy tomato stakes.  >:D
2. You know more about the properties of bow building materials, then you know about modern tech.
3. Your work area looks like a tornado hit it.  >:D
4. People look at you funny when you go to a public range.  >:D
5. There is something magical about building bows that you can't really describe.

Let's see how many we can get guys! Have fun! ;D ;D ;D

JON
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Offline JW_Halverson

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Re: You know your a Bowyer if.....
« Reply #1 on: November 11, 2011, 05:34:46 pm »
...if you have ever been late to work and when you were asked why you just pointed to a log sticking out the passenger side window of your car expecting them to understand.
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Offline cracker

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Re: You know your a Bowyer if.....
« Reply #2 on: November 11, 2011, 09:48:23 pm »
If you see a tornado as a golden opertunity.
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Offline burchett.donald

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Re: You know your a Bowyer if.....
« Reply #3 on: November 11, 2011, 10:17:56 pm »
when you try to see a bow in every tree you pass!
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Genesis 27:3 Now therefore take, I pray thee, thy weapons, thy quiver and thy bow, and go out to the field, and take me some venison;

Offline Keenan

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Re: You know your a Bowyer if.....
« Reply #4 on: November 11, 2011, 10:56:18 pm »
When your wife gets mad at you and says go play wih your stupid sticks, and you think she is trying to make up and say thanks for understanding Honey
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Offline Keenan

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Re: You know your a Bowyer if.....
« Reply #5 on: November 11, 2011, 11:06:17 pm »
When your neighbors are all afraid to trim their trees without consulting you about potential bows, because they are sure you'll be upset to see it in firewood

When you have the numbers of the Forest Service offices for every surrounding county on your refrigerator.

You are leaving on a hike through the forest with your wife and she checks the truck to make sure the saw is not under the seat. ::)
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Offline k-hat

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Re: You know your a Bowyer if.....
« Reply #6 on: November 11, 2011, 11:14:27 pm »
When you almost break your neck AND run off the road looking at the trees felled by roadway construction crew O:)
or . . .
When you're coming home from a date with your wife and she dies laughing when you randomly point out tbe window at a tree and say "i want that tree."  Not speaking from experience . . .
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Offline Rick Wallace

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Re: You know your a Bowyer if.....
« Reply #7 on: November 11, 2011, 11:53:54 pm »
When you start planning your 30th anniversary trip to an area where I can get some osage,,,,,,,,,,,,[febuary]  she dont know yet!!!!!  >:D
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Offline gstoneberg

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Re: You know your a Bowyer if.....
« Reply #8 on: November 12, 2011, 01:01:38 am »
you start every day with a Craig's List search for "bois"
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Offline adb

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Re: You know your a Bowyer if.....
« Reply #9 on: November 12, 2011, 01:34:34 am »
When something explodes on the tiller tree, and your wife hollers 'WHAT'S GOIN' ON??? and you answer ' Nothing, Honey!'
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Offline Elktracker

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Re: You know your a Bowyer if.....
« Reply #10 on: November 12, 2011, 04:20:35 pm »
Some funny stuff here! ;D

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my friends think my shops a mess, my wife thinks I have too much bow wood, my neighbors think im redneck white trash and they may all be right on the money!!

Josh Vance  Netarts OR. (Tillamook)

Offline Kpete

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Re: You know your a Bowyer if.....
« Reply #11 on: November 13, 2011, 03:02:35 am »
the inside fold of your hankerchief is yellow.
You sneeze and yellow dust flies out.
"Rototiller" is your dream of a mechanized bow building machine.
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Offline Dazv

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Re: You know your a Bowyer if.....
« Reply #12 on: November 13, 2011, 07:22:44 am »
woohooo i pass
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Offline johnston

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Re: You know your a Bowyer if.....
« Reply #13 on: November 13, 2011, 10:40:50 am »
...when you take a chainsaw deer hunting.

Lane
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Re: You know your a Bowyer if.....
« Reply #14 on: November 13, 2011, 11:53:05 pm »
You know your a bowyer if you are in the middle of Paris and stop and say, now that's a beautiful straight looking maple tree!
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