I would have to say that you are either clinically insame or unemployed with too much time on your hands ,which in either case makes it good therapy. To which I say " if your froggy, then jump".
Me.... I'm thinking a stave like that could be dried and thinned downed and cut up and turned into windchimes. It has a nice twist to it that lends its self to display and the banging together in a low d flat might make it have dual appeal. Gitter done. Lol. Danny