The UPS driver pulled into the driveway today. I saw him get out with a box that was about 4"x4" and 6' long.

Immediately I am thinking BOW, someone sent me a bow!!! I hit the door going about 50 mph. He hands me the box and it was heavy. I turned it over and it says "telescoping flagpole" on it. The wife had ordered a flagpole for the yard. Man was I disappointed

Now instead of shooting a new bow, I have to start digging a hole.