yeah, I say go naked!!
Wear a fig leaf on your crotch and the dang deer will come up to ya and try to nibble on the leaf thinking you're a giant salad bar. You can shoot them as they get close. Of course, if you miss, well, you could have a problem if they try to nibble the fig leaf on your front and end up nipping off your little pink worm. Try explaining that one to the nurse in the emergency room.......