I thought Ardaman was in the phosphate business, not the drug trade!
That is a serious grass boat for sure. A little over built wouldn't you say?
But very cool!
Man, I would hate be on that thing, in the morning in January !!
Well one thing for sure, there are some gator steaks, that can't make it to the water before you are on them, with that big ol boy!
Man you must have an awful big lucky star over your head. Me I think my lucky star, is a UFO!
Hey do you need some one to carry your paper work?
"Yes sir Mr. Parker, here is the file on the stack number four, in Brazil, and here is the proposed specifications for the new one in Baton Rouge." Can I get you something cool to drink while you peruse these files? Something to snack on? Some gator tots, frog legs, mountain oysters, fried coon strips, crawfish gumbo, pomegranite,a bar of soap?" You just name it Mr. Parker, and I will see if I can get it for you. Just don't do that "U" turn thing again, because your hat blew off, while at full speed. I will buy you a new hat the next time. I am not at all adept at skimming across a gator infested lake, like stone being skipped across a pond. I am almost dry now though. So just how close was that big gator before I was able to do like a penguin getting back on the ice, and popping back up into the boat? I really don't quite think I looked like coot taking off across the water, when I saw that big gator heading in my general direction! If it is OK with you I will stay at the hotel, and organize these papers again, tomorrow. I think I still have some seat cushion that a lower orifice chewed off, when you made that sudden and unannounced "U"turn. If you promise not to do that again, I will
buy the beer, and snacks for tomorrow......
You DA man Senor Eddie!
Wayne