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Offline Almostpighunter

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Evil Monster Bow!!!! (Run away!!! Do not view!)
« on: July 28, 2010, 03:23:59 am »
 >:D >:D >:DAh, I see you did not heed my warning! Very well.....read on at your own peril! >:D >:D >:D

(Okay so sometimes the old professional wrestler in me comes to the surface... ;D)

Anyway this bow is actually part one of an experiment in working toward my dream bow and like any mad scientist worth their salt, I only asked myself if I "could" as opposed to whether or not I "should."

In this experiment I attempted to see if the bow would still be functional while the...erm... "accessories" stayed in place. I am proud to say that this experiment is a success ! I have fired nearly 300 arrows with no evident impact on the bow's performance. 64"// 45#@28".

My wife won't let me keep the bow in the house as it apparently follows her and tries to steal her soul. Strangely, the temperature of the surrounding area seems to drop several degrees when in the bow's presence and I suspect the bow is bent on world domination...EVIL MONSTER BOW!!!!

I have thus dubbed this bow "Pinky and the Brain."

as in...

Pinky: "What do you want to do tonight Brain?"
Brain: "Same thing we do every night Pinky...TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!"

Oh, this bow not for bom...far too silly.

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Re: Evil Monster Bow!!!! (Run away!!! Do not view!)
« Reply #1 on: July 28, 2010, 03:58:56 am »
Oh Man that's soooo wrong on sooo many levels...
But it works!  ;D
Kitsch but done sooo well you carry it off. You better watch out tho' there's probably a whole tribe of snake worshippers on their way from the Amazon even as we speak.
Mind it'll take 'em one heck of a time to paddle that far, so maybe you'll be ok ... for a while >:D.
Just remember to look over your shoulder now and again.
Great fun great bow... I didn't look really...I had my eyes sorta half closed...
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Offline Almostpighunter

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Re: Evil Monster Bow!!!! (Run away!!! Do not view!)
« Reply #2 on: July 28, 2010, 04:04:07 am »
@ Del: ROFL!!!

Offline Badger

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Re: Evil Monster Bow!!!! (Run away!!! Do not view!)
« Reply #3 on: July 28, 2010, 04:13:55 am »
  Thas a good looking bow, liable to be a conversation starter at shoots. Steve

Offline osage outlaw

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Re: Evil Monster Bow!!!! (Run away!!! Do not view!)
« Reply #4 on: July 28, 2010, 05:47:15 am »
I think your using that top snakes fang as a sight pin.  That's cheating! 

Very cool looking bow.  I like the leather on the fades.
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Offline okiecountryboy

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Re: Evil Monster Bow!!!! (Run away!!! Do not view!)
« Reply #5 on: July 28, 2010, 05:56:36 am »
Sick...Sick...Sick...

Did I mention...I love SICK!

Keep it up

Thanks for the ideas

Ron
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Re: Evil Monster Bow!!!! (Run away!!! Do not view!)
« Reply #6 on: July 28, 2010, 06:12:17 am »
 ??? ??? cool,great finish and tiller looks good also, Not sure about the rest,but ha ,what ever floats your boat.  :) Its like we have always said in this selfbow thing,you do what you like and that is ALL
that matters. Nice work.  :)
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Offline mox1968

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Re: Evil Monster Bow!!!! (Run away!!! Do not view!)
« Reply #7 on: July 28, 2010, 07:19:21 am »
woah!! the heads on those suckers are almost as big as your fist!!its good you have bow hunting(we dont which sux) but you can keep the snakes we dont have them!!

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Re: Evil Monster Bow!!!! (Run away!!! Do not view!)
« Reply #8 on: July 28, 2010, 07:49:49 am »
Interesting idea!  Good job on the bow  ;)
Jeff Utley- Atlanta GA

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Re: Evil Monster Bow!!!! (Run away!!! Do not view!)
« Reply #9 on: July 28, 2010, 08:16:03 am »
Sweet Jesus, Almost,   there is somebody on here near as sick as me......way cool
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Offline J05H

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Re: Evil Monster Bow!!!! (Run away!!! Do not view!)
« Reply #10 on: July 28, 2010, 08:24:50 am »
 :o ;D ;D LOL That's awesome.  Is that a gator hide handle wrap? I'll have to try that.


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Offline hillbilly61

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Re: Evil Monster Bow!!!! (Run away!!! Do not view!)
« Reply #11 on: July 28, 2010, 08:52:01 am »
Very very COOL. No way this one should  be kept out of BOM .I hate to think what would happen if your hand slipped..OUCH >:D
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Offline jamie

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Re: Evil Monster Bow!!!! (Run away!!! Do not view!)
« Reply #12 on: July 28, 2010, 09:31:13 am »
that is the coolest looking bow ever posted on here. awesome!! and im with hillbilly, this should be in b.o.m.
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Offline BearG

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Re: Evil Monster Bow!!!! (Run away!!! Do not view!)
« Reply #13 on: July 28, 2010, 09:53:10 am »
Now that just plain cool
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Offline profsaffel

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Re: Evil Monster Bow!!!! (Run away!!! Do not view!)
« Reply #14 on: July 28, 2010, 09:59:52 am »
that is the coolest looking bow ever posted on here. awesome!! and im with hillbilly, this should be in b.o.m.

While I won't call it the coolest bow ever, I'll certainly put it in the top three. It gets the weirdest (and scariest) awards too. That's one to mount above the fireplace.  >:D
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