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Offline mullet

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First Colonoscopy
« on: July 09, 2010, 02:10:36 pm »
 Well got my first one about 7 years late. That sure was fun ::). I just got home and I think I'm eating everything in site. It's a good thing I did it. They burned off two small polyps and one big one.
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Re: First Colonoscopy
« Reply #1 on: July 09, 2010, 03:42:05 pm »
Glad to hear it all went OK...and you got to the Polyps early enough stage too...they grow slow...but when they turn...then you are in trouble like my WIfe was...told you the Golytely was the worst part....now go eat till your Bowels are full..... :o
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Re: First Colonoscopy
« Reply #2 on: July 09, 2010, 06:54:06 pm »
Oh the horror, the horror! You tell them any secrets while under the influence of the truth serum? I told the truth while on that stuff when they did mine. I told the cute nurse just exactly what I thought about how she looked in her scrubs. Told the doctor what I thought of him too, about three feet into the procedure. At that point they had had enough of my honesty, and sent me to la la land.  O:)
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Re: First Colonoscopy
« Reply #3 on: July 09, 2010, 06:55:57 pm »
Thank goodness there are no pictures. Glad it went well Eddie.
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Re: First Colonoscopy
« Reply #4 on: July 09, 2010, 06:57:09 pm »
My ring tone on my phone is Crazy train.

When i was having mine done i was singing " Come take a ride on the sadaction bus" but to the tone of crazy train :D
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Re: First Colonoscopy
« Reply #5 on: July 09, 2010, 07:18:16 pm »
 Hey Ronnie, They gave me six color photo's. You want me to send you copies?
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Re: First Colonoscopy
« Reply #6 on: July 09, 2010, 07:20:42 pm »
Hey Ron i think i have a color photo too, you could make a scrap book  ;D
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Re: First Colonoscopy
« Reply #7 on: July 09, 2010, 07:42:19 pm »
yea i dont remeber anything with mine i think that 2 gallons of salt water was the worst thing and starving to death before they done the prosedjure.
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Re: First Colonoscopy
« Reply #8 on: July 09, 2010, 07:46:22 pm »
I only drank 2 litres of some stuff that tasted like lemonade, wasn't bad cold.
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Re: First Colonoscopy
« Reply #9 on: July 10, 2010, 01:12:15 am »
glad it went well bro!  colon cancer is what got my dad in the long run.
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Re: First Colonoscopy
« Reply #10 on: July 10, 2010, 08:00:15 am »
Heck no you guys better keep them for the family album.
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Re: First Colonoscopy
« Reply #11 on: July 10, 2010, 11:35:46 am »
http://www.scribd.com/doc/4895047/My-Colonoscopy-by-Dave-Barry

Aside from the obvious, here's your reward... if you haven't already seen it.
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Re: First Colonoscopy
« Reply #12 on: July 10, 2010, 01:13:36 pm »
Eddie, you could always have a bunch printed out, and send them to friends and family on holidays. You could have it read, like Star Trek, to boldly go where no man has gone before, or perhaps keeping up with the Parker's.  ;D
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Re: First Colonoscopy
« Reply #13 on: July 10, 2010, 04:04:17 pm »
Quote from: leapingbare on July 09, 2010, 07:20:42 pm
Hey Ron i think i have a color photo too, you could make a scrap book  ;D

You added an extra "s" on the second to the last word.
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Re: First Colonoscopy
« Reply #14 on: July 10, 2010, 05:58:15 pm »
 David, Dave Barry is funny as hell. Used to read his column out of the Miami Herald for years. Moviprep is the same thing I drank.

 Hey Ronnie, I thought about making Christmas cards for my closest friends. What was funny is my 8 year old Grandson was looking at the pictures with my wife and the Doctor when he cracked everybody up by saying," Grandpa's butt hole looks like a shrimp".
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