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Offline Tsalagi

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Re: the big snip
« Reply #15 on: July 06, 2010, 03:12:52 am »
Now I ask you, is this a good topic for the July 4th weekend when people are grilling hot dogs? >:D  Especially after reading the one about "heat sealing" some part of the anatomy that just don't sound right for such doings. I mean, I associate "heat sealing" with those bag sealer thingies you get to seal stuff for the freezer. Is that how that heat sealing medical thing works? Kinda like putting away peas into the freezer, is that how? But, reading that and then seeing the hot dogs on the grill. Or some people might be eating grapes; they're in season, y'know.

"Hot dog?!"

"Um, gulp, no, no, thank you. I've, er, suddenly become a vegetarian for the next few hours..."

"Oh, then have some grapes!"

"Um, No, thanks...gulp..."


"Then, here, have this grapefruit! Notice how it's all swollen up with ripeness!"



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Offline stickbender

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Re: the big snip
« Reply #16 on: July 06, 2010, 04:11:23 am »

     Well at least mine had a fire cracker in it......and in a tin can....... ::)


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Offline mrkinsey

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Re: the big snip
« Reply #17 on: July 06, 2010, 04:15:31 am »
if you think reading about it was bad try smelling it!
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Offline sailordad

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Re: the big snip
« Reply #18 on: July 07, 2010, 01:21:49 am »
been there done that,19 yrs ago  ;D
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Offline Eric Krewson

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Re: the big snip
« Reply #19 on: July 08, 2010, 10:31:04 am »
I quit having kids when I was 20, got clipped during my second marrige whe I was 35(27 years ago), sure wish I had done it when I was 20. After my first wife ran off with someone else it would have been nice not have to worry about goofing up during my 7 years as a single man.

Offline Pappy

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Re: the big snip
« Reply #20 on: July 08, 2010, 12:48:39 pm »
Why has it always got to be a Tennessee boy. ;) ;D ;D ;D we ant as dumb as we look  ???
Ant had it done ,but had a little worse,can't have kids tho. :) :)
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Offline El Destructo

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Re: the big snip
« Reply #21 on: July 08, 2010, 03:07:09 pm »
Pappy....if it would make you feel better....the first time I heard that Joke....It was an Okie....not a Tennessean...

And I ain't even going to  ask You about the second part of.your post....not sure I want to know what is worse than having someone cut holes in my Boys....and tug their parts out through them.... :-[
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Offline Bullitt

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Re: the big snip
« Reply #22 on: July 08, 2010, 10:28:45 pm »
I understood, we weren't suppose to talk Religion, on this section?  :D

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Re: the big snip
« Reply #23 on: July 09, 2010, 07:29:22 am »
 ;D ;D ;D
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