That's like the ol boy from Tenn. , who decided he had enough kids, and told the wife he was going to the doctor, to see about getting a vasectomy. So they went to the doctor, and told him, he wanted a vasectomy. The Tennessee doctor told him, well just get yer self a tin can, and an M80, light the M80, put it in the tin can, and count to ten. So the Tennessee boy, decides he better, get another opinion. So he and his wife go to another doctor in Tennessee, and he tells him the same thing. So still not too sure, he says lets to to Ohio, and ask one of those doctors. So they go to Ohio, and he tells the doctor he wants a vasectomy. The doctor says, ok, I can schedule you in for tomorrow, and we will do the surgery, have you out in an hour. The ol boy from Tennessee, says, well gee, my doctors in Tennessee, didn't say that. The doctor says, oh are you from Tennessee? The ol boy from Tennessee answers, yes sir. So the doctor says, well then all you need to do Is get your self a tin can, and an M80, light light it and put it in the can and count to ten. So they leave, and the ol boy, says to his wife, well, both of our doctors said that, and now this one says it too, so I guess it must the thing to to do. So he gets a tin can, and an M80, and lights it, drops in the tin can, and starts counting to ten, on his right hand while holding the can with his left hand, one, two, three, four, five, then he puts the can between his legs, and starts counting with his left hand, six, seven........
Wayne
