I can't say that I've actually ever seen Shinola, and growing up my father kept letting me know that they weren't the same thing also. Is Shinola brown? I imagine it might be brown...
Is it creamy or lumpy?

A turd named Doug? Hmm.
I once met a turd named Doug,
that asked for a sip from my mug,
He smelled kind of strange,
and said "keep the change"
My mug, he surely did chug.

Alligator, Eddie? Can't say I've seen a gator turd yet. Interesting.