How to tell when you've had too much to drink.......

[Hillbilly]

Police: Drunk Pa. man tried to revive dead opossum

The Associated Press
6:50 a.m. Saturday, March 27, 2010

PUNXSUTAWNEY, Pa. — Police say they charged a Pennsylvania man with public drunkenness after he was seen trying to resuscitate a long-dead opossum along a highway.

State police Trooper Jamie Levier says several witnesses saw 55-year-old Donald Wolfe, of Brookville, near the animal Thursday along Route 36 in Oliver Township, about 65 miles northeast of Pittsburgh.

The trooper says one person saw Wolfe kneeling before the animal and gesturing as though he were conducting a seance. He says another saw Wolfe attempting to give mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.

Levier says the animal already had been dead a while.

The Associated Press could not locate a home telephone number for Wolfe.


              

[ricktrojanowski]

Drunk,  but Big Hearted.   

[mullet]

 I think they have different feelings for possums up North, Steve. Or they haven't heard about reviving them stuffed with Sweet Potato's.

[RG]

Now I believe that fella right tha just might have been in some of that tha spring water

Ron

[cowboy]

I'm about ready to kiss on something that resembles a possum but don't confuse that Wolfe with this Wolfe - I still have my standards ya know .

[FlintWalker]

First thing I thought of was you Paul

[sailordad]

can you imagine the tast he had in mis mouth the next day 

[Swamp Bow]

can you imagine the tast he had in mis mouth the next day 

The guy or the possum? 

Swamp

[Tsalagi]

You missed the part where the possum told him to: "...kneeling before the animal and gesturing as though he were conducting a seance."

See, the possum told him to. "Pssst! Psssst! Hey, buddy, could ya help me out ovah here? Yeah, see, I'm in kind of a bind here. Yeah, see, I was minding my own business, trying to eat this half a Big Mac laying in the road and I get hit outta nowhere by a 1972 Chevy pickup. Yeah, see, give me some, whaddya callit mouth-ta-mouth restitution, wouldjya?"

"What's in it for me? I mean, I'd love ta help, but youse don't exactly smell like Dial soap ovah there!"

"Ok, ok, ok, look, I'll give ya a winning lottery number, see? Howzat work for ya?"

"I dunno....how do YOU have a winning lottery number?! Youse ain't even a human bean!"

"Details, details...ya gonna fine-print me on it, are ya? Whaddaya a lawyer is it? Come on, yer a lawyer? That makes us in the same bizniss more or less! Come on, be a pal! Just suck it up and help me out ovah here already! Come on, I'll tells ya where there's a guy what throws away day-old deli sandwiches---even Reubens buddy, ya know, like they usta make over at Morrie's back in the day---if ya helps me out! Come on, whaddya say?"

"Welllll....ok...for that, I'll do it..."

[Josh]

That's pretty funny.   

[FlintWalker]

I always picked out the ugliest gal in the bar and when she started lookin good...I stopped drinkin.  Nowadays, that would be after about 2 beers.

[jamie]

maybe im lucky i dont remember much from my drinkin days. i did plenty of "stupid", just dont remember it.

[cracker]

I once saw a guy who was literally too drunk to lay on a bale of hay and no it weren't me.Ron

[Ryano]

Your a cheap date Shannon.......

[The Singing Bowyer]

Well...it was in Pennsylvania....