Dang, Eddie, she shor does have pretty eyes
......and you say she's stump broke?
.......she is a cuttie......you just have that way with em I guess......
And she follows you around too?......Hmmmm, that could start rumors down there you know......it could be the Ranchers' own, uh,......Pet, so to speak...... That country down there looks like the Virgin Islands, same kind of trees, with the thorn nodules growing on them, same type of terrain. Lets see if I have your job description right, You get paid to go to foreign countries, be treated like a visiting dignitary, be fed all kinds of wonderful exotic, and local foods, drink, ride around the countryside taking pictures, making friends with the locals animals
......giving the local police practice in touting their "Authori-tye", and fast draw and intimidation routines. ...... And all you have to do is stand there, and say drill here. Ok, drill here. Ok, now here. Ok, it has been fun, and I will see you again sometime. Bye, Bye,.
And you don't even have to wad any streams, or get dirty?
!! Hmmmmm,
Just how did you come across this particular profession?
Boy what a job!
Wayne