I found this snippet from the State DNR page amusing:
"In other words, the dogs can’t simply be permitted to roam the property."
I am adamantly against free-roaming dogs on public lands frequented by other people. But on someone's own property, provided they don't go on to other peoples' property, what's the state doing here telling people they can't do that? I don't see a problem with a person's dogs running loose on their own property---of the people themselves running bare naked on the property if that's what they're into. Reminds me of a story about the guy who called the police and was complaining about his neighbors "Running around naked and dancing and doing sex things!" Cop comes out and can't see anything. He asks the guy, "When were they doing this, sir? I don't see them." "Well, ya gotta climb over the eight foot wall into their backyard. Then ya gotta peek in their back window, right where the curtain doesn't fully reach the wall, see." "Indeed, I see, sir. Please turn around and put your hands behind your back. You have the right to remain silent..."
Here's another funny snippet:
"If you are experiencing extensive deer damage, contact your local district wildlife biologist. The biologist can help to develop a deer reduction plan and may be able to provide deer control permits for your property."
In states with a lot of anti-hunting wildlife biologists on the staff, the "deer reduction plan" is you spending scads of cash on fences that don't work and no control permits issued. These are usually also states with hundreds of deer hit on roads but, oh no, can't hunt 'em! Reminds me of another story. Guy's out hunting and an anti-hunter jumps right in front of a deer as they guy releases his arrow. The anti-hunter is severely wounded and takes the guy to court. Judge hears the story and rules, saying, "Not guilty. This was all just a tragic accident." The hunter says, "Yer durn right it was tragic, yer honor! I had a clear shot at that buck when this dummy jumped in front of me and stole my arrow by catching it in his belly!"