It itches like poison ivy, but it doesn't blister up like ivy does. Trust me, it's the osage.
Yeah, I just might have to get rid of all that beautiful yellow wood. IT drives me nuts! But then, I start thinking about all the pretty bows....all the love I give them....and the thrill I get when I craft a deadly weapon out of something as seemingly harmless as a tree....and then I just have to get more of it!!!! Talk about an addiction....and needing to have my head examined.
"Hey Doc, my hair is falling out, I itch incessantly, and I just keep lusting after yellow osage wood. I dumped my girlfriend, burned my couch, and ran my car into a ditch and just left it there....because I want more wood!!"
Ya know what he'd say? "Get outta here you psycho ba$%&@? !!!!"