POWER STROKE??? Well hell, I've got an osage longbow that's 42 inches long....and I draw that little booger 32 inches!! It pulls about 45 tons. Talk about a power stroke! James Parker, The CIA, even President Obama are constantly calling my cell phone trying to see it so they can buy it off me. Hell no I say! I use it to shoot at the space shuttle when it comes in for landing, or jetliners that are cruising by at 30,000 feet. Obama doesn't like it when I send arrows screaming by the cockpit of Air Force One....cause my arrows are flying Mach 32,000 and the shock wave always cracks the plane's windshield.
One time I shot it at an oak tree....the tree instantly vanished cause my super warp speed arrows turned it into powder...instantly! I can't shoot at deer cause it vaporizes them. One time the neighbors below me were raising all kinds of hell, making noise, partying, and smoking the funny stuff. Well, I'd had enough so I just shot an arrow down through the floor, it exploded when it got below my floor and all the people who were making noise suddenly disappeared...no blood, no fingerprints..nothing. Just VAPORIZED THEM!! The feds could never get me for homicide cause there was absolutely no evidence. Yeah, that's right ya govt yo-yo's...ya'll couldn't get me and you never will! Hahaha