Out scouting and...can you see him?

[mullet]

  Yep, it was a 5' gator. I actually stepped and fell on him. I was slipping through the swamp with a red head light on. He looked like a log and I didn't expect to see one way up along the tree line.

 I gave up on tourist, there's too many of them.

[stickbender]

     Besides when you step on a tourist, they emit a high pitched whine, and the words, sue, and lawyer come out !
Not to mention that Duck call, and the catfish stinkbait smell !

                                                                           Wayne

[Lombard]

I've heard that the good meat is in the tails? Don't know though.

[jthompson1995]

I've heard that the good meat is in the tails? Don't know though.

You talkin' about the gators or the tourists? 

[mullet]

 Especially during Spring Break.

[Diligence]

ROTFLMBFAO.....good one Eddie.....

[Parnell]

Ha!
That is a crazy time of year, you never know what kind of wild creatures stumble around everycorner, fresh off the beach!  That's when my wife becomes the most dangerous creature!  LOOK OUT!  

[paganwannbe]

When you are running from them you just have to avoid the first bite and not go back to taunt them because after the first one they usually give up.